This Sunday I had been to the match between India and south africa at M.A.Chidambaram stadium,Chennai.
Being a spectator from the pavillion i was sure enough to grab the cameraman's attention but i changed my ideas and drafted my conclusions.
They follow,top ways to grab the attention of the camera man,
- The top most criteria is that you need to be a girl,that too english figure.
If you are a girl either you need to be wearing skimpy clothing or you need to be wearing a sun glasses and talking with a guy next to you.
You need to laude the cam guy
Eg: "Thank you !" or "Cam guy , u are hot",such banners would be on tv for sure..
If you are a female celibrity then cricket match is secondary
Eg:kushboo and her daughter were given useless publicity and there was a huge chaos in the pavillion
- If you are a male spectator then there are nt any legal ways but there many ill-legal ways by which you can get your photographs too into the daily times
Abuse the player standing in the deep
eg:Piyush chawla "neee saavalam"
When crowd is desperate shouting "jaffer jaffer" you can shout out "wafer wafer"
When yuvraj comes to the deep shout "deepika"
Throw things at the players in the deep
eg:Parental guidance is necessary for this act cause this involves perfect aiming skills and this act not only allows you to get the cams focus but you can win a free trip to the triplicane police station.
Fight with cops in the ground.
Eg: the cops in the stadium are highly irritated and fed up people cause most of em hate crowds,the best way to involve in a brawl with em is to blow that five rupees thingy that u get outside the stadium which produce immense random noises capable of irritating any person,from the closest seat you find near them.
Prove yourself to be the most restless fellow in your stand
Eg:keep changing your seat every now and then.At times,You cross your limits and move to other stands and fight with people there for a seat.
Hold the national flag up side down or wear a national flag T-shirt,You can see a special debate that evening on CNN-IBN "Whether our country is producing unpatriotic individuals" and you would share a place along with mandira bedi.
Sleep in the stadium or pretend to be tired,stand on the chairs,dance for galeej meejic the guys play,
involve yourself in peculiar activities that you can think and you are on tv..huraay!!!
PS:These ideas were drafted during my restless times in the chepauk on day 5 of the cricket match.
