Friday, August 8, 2008

S.W.O.T Analysis!

An open S.W.O.T analysis report which gave worst results on self introspection!


Strength--
  • I talk a lot...lol..yeah its has helped me in achieving small things like getting 10 extra marks in tough paper corrections and projecting lol....."Vaai ilati naai koooda madhikadhu"...lol
  • Am frank with you,give what i feel in may be a diplomatic way.
  • Finish things in great pace once i start doing it with love and joy!
  • Friendly with all.

Weakness--
YEAH!here it is all my strengths are weaknesses too!....have a look
  • I talk a lot and as a result of my frankness or my way of putting ideas....i ve had great problems in recent times. A brawl with a very close buddy for my over smart behaviour which left me awake for one full night ...[:(]
  • Only if i love my work i do it [;)]
  • Friendly with all....may be quite indifferent i feel.....
opportunity--
  • Everything around me...except for college...lol
Threats--

  • Hmmmm!could be the way i express my views!

My second Tag....!!!!

Though its too late...here it is...sry shrini.....am with it!!!






1. What is your first name?
Ajit

2. What is your favorite food? Right now?
Bhel puri and channa masala...[;)]

3. What high school did you go to?
PSBBSSS, KK Nagar

4. What is your favorite color?
White....symbolises royality and purity hence....

5. Who is/was your celebrity crush?
Shriyaa saran and genelia d'souza .....

6. Favorite drink?
Coffee!

7. Dream vacation?
One night in star cruises from malaysia to singapore

8. Favorite dessert?
Anything would do nothing in particular

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
To be one like Vijay Mallya .....

10. What do you love most in life?
Family and people who love me

11. One Word to describe you.
Friendly,frank,quick wit

12. Your flickr name.
Ajit

Rules To carry out the mossaic image:
1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into FlickrSearch.
2. Using only the first page, pick an image.
3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into fd’s mosaic maker.


I pass on this tag to all those who give it a glance!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Dasavatharam: Review

Dasavatharam!!!
One movie that shows the dedication and hardwork a person can put into their job.
Though the movie has no story base or perfect sense for all the ten roles, the way he has enacted em is just too too good!
After watchin the movie the conclusion i derived was
"Am proud to be a tamilian and o'course a brahim just like Kamal Hasan"
No wonder Kamal fans boast and he is no wonder called ULAGANAYAGAN.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Easy ways to irritate people in MTC!


Manidhanai verupetha Eliya vazhimurai(Easy ways to irritate people)!!
This post is out of my experience on my travel to INox city center by mtc a couple of days back,these were some of my experiencers and could be taken as the best way to see one animated in the bus(thats wat i faced in the bus)


  • If yo are college student or you are in your vacation time ,always board a crowded bus,never go in for a vacant one
  • When you get into the bus make sure you wear the dirtiest possible dress you can ever look for.eg:take it directly from the washing machine,or use the shirt continuously in chennai(preferably summer) for a span of say fifteen days without washing etc

  • If your a tall guy then its just a easy task to irritate the guy next to you,pretent as though your holding the bar above your head and get your hands close to the nest guys nose and wait for his reaction.(Note:dont have any eye contact with person just lend your ears to him,you could hear sounds like "chai" ,"thoo","wuack","enna kodumai sir")
  • If your a short guy say a five foot tall chap its a kind of difficult way...but follow the procedure properly...use eucalyptus oil or may be coconut oil for one continous without showing what moisture is to your hair....then put your hair close to the next guys nostrils,instant noise would be "Hmmmmmm chi"
  • If your carrying a single bag try to split the load and put it into a couple of bags(preferably of large size),never keep the baggage in empty locations,carry it in your hand,place it on the next guys leg or keep it on ur head and walk ,make strange noises as you move and pretend as though there is no fault of yours.
  • If its a really crowded bus close your eyes and leave your slipper at one place...open your eyes after a few minutes and then start searching for it ,important thing to be followed here is you need to shout ,"Aio serupa kaanum serupa kaanum..." and the ppl next to you would feel "dardaram".
  • carry 500 rupee notes and give to the conductor for tickets..."Kalangathala varan paaru saavugragky" this is what the conductor would say and this is the best occasion to fight out for your respect and fundamental rights
  • When the bus is packed with people you shout "Ulla ponga sir!ulla ponga nariya edam irku paarunga,Ulla poonga" keep saying these lines time and again.
  • The best way is always target legs while walking never walk on the wooden part...
PS:Evil thoughts by ajit :)

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

My first Tag.

Thanks da shrini for giving me this tag

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?

Vellithirai with sis...nice movie

2. What book are you reading?

Engineering physics ,By P.Mani...i would advice insomniacs to read this book..its your best medicine!

3. Favorite board game?

I dont play board games they are gentle and are mostly meant for females ;)

4. Favorite magazine?

hmmmm....sports star and my hair cut shop(green trends) has many gilma books which is worth the ten minute i wait;)

5. Favorite smells?

petrol smell
fruity smells mebbe ester or one in ponamalee market

6. Favorite sounds?

my favourite songs


7. Worst feeling in the world?

to loose your love

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

wat would appu be doing and check my mobile for messages

9. Favorite fast food place?

HSB-ashok nagar
Anand bakery -near PSBB

10. Future child's name?

hmmmmmm..nice...Harshad if its a male and shreya if its a female

11. Finish this statement. "If I had lot of money I'd....?"

I would start my business and invest some amount in share market

12. Do you drive fast?

Yea really fast and my school mates call me drunkard...

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Nope

14. Storms - cool or scary?

Cooool


15. What was your first car?

hot wheels-mustang 96..

16. Favorite drink?

coffee coffee coffeee....i LoVe Coffee

17. Finish this statement, "If I had the time I would...."?

I would waste more time

18. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

Cha enna ezhavu da adhu?leaf uttu inathuku da stem ah sapida poren

19. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

hmmm...probably a reddish streak

20. Name all the different cities/towns you've lived in?

chennai,KKN, inda edatha viitu asaiyarda ila

21. Favorite sports to watch?

obviously cricket with IPL fever spreading

22. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?

shrini semma friend of mine,listens to my non stop mokkais

23. What's under your bed?

There is no space below to put things :(

24. Would you like to be born as yourself again?

ya provided with same parents and same sis....if not as Vijay mallya

25. Morning person, or night owl?

Morning person...

26. Over easy, or sunny side up?

veggie

27. Favorite place to relax?

home

28. Favorite pie?

I don eat em

29. Favorite ice cream flavor?

chocolate ..

30. Of all the people you tagged this to, who's most likely to respond first?

Appu

I pass this on to all who read,especially to girls who read this blog...;-)

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Top Ideas to catch the cam...



This Sunday I had been to the match between India and south africa at M.A.Chidambaram stadium,Chennai.
Being a spectator from the pavillion i was sure enough to grab the cameraman's attention but i changed my ideas and drafted my conclusions.
They follow,top ways to grab the attention of the camera man,


  • The top most criteria is that you need to be a girl,that too english figure.

If you are a girl either you need to be wearing skimpy clothing or you need to be wearing a sun glasses and talking with a guy next to you.

You need to laude the cam guy
Eg: "Thank you !" or "Cam guy , u are hot",such banners would be on tv for sure..

If you are a female celibrity then cricket match is secondary
Eg:kushboo and her daughter were given useless publicity and there was a huge chaos in the pavillion

  • If you are a male spectator then there are nt any legal ways but there many ill-legal ways by which you can get your photographs too into the daily times
They follow,

Abuse the player standing in the deep
eg:Piyush chawla "neee saavalam"
When crowd is desperate shouting "jaffer jaffer" you can shout out "wafer wafer"
When yuvraj comes to the deep shout "deepika"

Throw things at the players in the deep
eg:Parental guidance is necessary for this act cause this involves perfect aiming skills and this act not only allows you to get the cams focus but you can win a free trip to the triplicane police station.

Fight with cops in the ground.
Eg: the cops in the stadium are highly irritated and fed up people cause most of em hate crowds,the best way to involve in a brawl with em is to blow that five rupees thingy that u get outside the stadium which produce immense random noises capable of irritating any person,from the closest seat you find near them.

Prove yourself to be the most restless fellow in your stand
Eg:keep changing your seat every now and then.At times,You cross your limits and move to other stands and fight with people there for a seat.

Hold the national flag up side down or wear a national flag T-shirt,You can see a special debate that evening on CNN-IBN "Whether our country is producing unpatriotic individuals" and you would share a place along with mandira bedi.

Sleep in the stadium or pretend to be tired,stand on the chairs,dance for galeej meejic the guys play,
involve yourself in peculiar activities that you can think and you are on tv..huraay!!!

PS:These ideas were drafted during my restless times in the chepauk on day 5 of the cricket match.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Marchhhh..






A normal beginning with great memories in the end....this month had great happenings which ll remain in my heart for months to come.

  • Spencer plaza
  • Dhaba express
  • Theatres
  • HSB
  • Big bazar
  • Pizza hut
  • .........
nungambakkam high road
whooo!I covered almost the whole city with my sister we had a great time,being a solitary kid for 8 months,I was excited to see her back in chennai,I could share all the crap i think and all the crap i see with one person who can listen to it with patience and laugh at it with equal stupidity.



Great time we had together...most times we were together at home for which, i even to the extent of bunking college for a week.
As kids we were stupids and as time passed we turned nuts,most times i am with her i talk galeej and she say "pa!un stupidity ku oru alave illa da"



Being a big time Dhoni fan,she wanted to see him in chennai but missed him by a day..
The irony is that i could watch him play in MA Chidambaram stadium from The anna Pavillion(in close quarters).
"Next time You come I ll take you to the IPL matches d"
Had a fantastic month and now am back again to a solitary kid :(